[Sounds of Basketball being shot around]
Sandler: ";Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult.";
Allen: ";Now, that's ridiculous.";
Sandler: ";Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too.";
Allen: ";What are you talking about?";
Sandler: ";Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up.";
Allen: ";No, I'm not going to join a cult!";
Sandler: ";I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday night --";
Sandler: ";-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your...
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