Performed by Adam Sandler and Jennifer Lien
";And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian.";
Valedictorian: ";I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.";
Buffoon: ";This movie sucks shit!";
Valedictorian: ";Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly.";
Buffoon: ";Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!";
Valedictorian: ";Yes, well, she...
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