Performed by Adam Sandler and Conan O' Brien :
";And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.";
Dean: ";Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.";
Buffoon: ";I got a snake, man!";
Dean: ";Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.";
Buffoon: ";One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this...
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