(Noel Paul Stookey)
I would like to apologize for my friend, here;
He hasn't been himself for a long, long time.
From the beginning of his minding
other people's dids and don'ts.
He could excuse himself but he won't
And I'm sorry if we busted up your party.
Yes, there was a girl in his life, and then some!
He was had by her and a good time by all.
She was exactly half at fault
he thought the other was his own
So only half the man has grown
and it's taking him sometime to get together.
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