Don Quixote de La Mancha,
Having proved yourself this day
In glorious and terrible combat,
And by my authority as lord of this castle...
I hereby dub thee knight!
But, your Lordship...
Didn't I do it right?
If Your Lordship could make some mention of the deeds
I performed to earn this honor...?
And it is customary to grant
the new knight an added name.
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