I was drivin downtown in my blue Beretta
Wonderin' why people use Velveeta steada cheddar
Reach down to flip the tape yeah I musta ran a redda
The cop pulled me over and he said...
"Hey aren't you Concetta?!!"
Like Davy I'm a believer
Like stolen goods I'm a comin to seize ya
I don't want you to get the wrong idea
But I got more fingers than Jerry Garcia...
I got more answers to your questions than Alex Trebec
And if I was a sandwich I'd be triple deck
It's the high-tech section of your audio...
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